Stop Drinking
Fit
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For best results, dry clean or hand wash with natural detergent. Machine wash on delicate. Lay flat to dry.
Shipping
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Returns
If for any reason you are unhappy with your purchase we offer returns for store credit within 7 days of delivery. If 7 days have passed since your purchase has been delivered, unfortunately, we are unable to offer you a credit or exchange.
Because sometimes your worst influence is... yourself.
This funny graphic tee features the hilarious quote "Told Myself to Stop Drinking... But I'm Not Gonna Listen to an Alcoholic", making it the perfect shirt for anyone who enjoys drinking humor, sarcastic jokes, and unforgettable nights out.
Whether you're heading to a bar, brewery, pub crawl, bachelor party, or weekend gathering, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs and spark conversations.
A perfect gift for beer lovers, whiskey fans, party enthusiasts, and anyone with a great sense of humor.
Perfect for:
- Beer lovers
- Whiskey drinkers
- Bar & pub fans
- Bachelor parties
- Drinking humor lovers
- Birthday gifts
- Christmas gifts
- Casual everyday wear
Fit: Relaxed unisex fit
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 67.6 | 71.1 | 74.6 | 78.1 | 80.3 | 82.6 | 85.1 |
| B) Width (cm) | 88.9 | 99.1 | 108 | 116.8 | 127 | 137.2 | 147.3 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 44.5 | 49.5 | 54 | 58.4 | 63.5 | 68.6 | 73.7 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 20.3 | 21 | 33.9 | 24.1 | 24.8 | 24.8 | 25.4 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.6 | 28 | 29.4 | 30.7 | 31.6 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 35 | 39 | 42.5 | 46 | 50 | 54 | 58 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.5 | 19.5 | 21.3 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 8 | 8.3 | 13.3 | 9.5 | 9.8 | 9.8 | 10 |
Care Instructions
| General | This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe. |
| Wash | The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric's integrity and color vibrancy. |
| Store | Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time. |
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